On nursery rhymes gone wrong.

#1 .

Old Mc Donald had a farm …

..eeeeh ya eeeeeeh ya hmm..ya ….watever … lame ….yo ..

And on his farm he had some CHICS…

( wait a min ) …

Eeeeh ya eeeeh ya …yahooooo!!!….yipeee …ahhh …zooombatatatatata !!!

#2 .

Random questioner : “Ba ba black sheep have you any wool ? …”

Ba ba black sheep : “Black? … you racist ryhmers !.. anyway …Yes sire Yes sire three bags full .”

Ba ba black sheep : “One for my master , one my dame  ( a.k.a  my mistress ) and one for the little boy who lives in the lane. “

Random questioner ( thinking ) “ little boy ? lane?    What is this sheep talking about? …

..now I know why Michael Jackson is known as the Black Sheep of the pop community .“

Some points to be noted :

1. Sheep has a moral responsibility of explaining her wool exports to any random guy to a level that all nursery graduates should know her statistics else they cannot graduate the Nursery Standard.

1. This poem was actually a random mock by the white people in  60’s era at all the black studs and pop players ( ex : Bob Marley ) who had wool ( on their heads ) and were of course black . But it has been proudly adopted into schools worldwide .

1. Random questioner was probably Eminem .

( for obvious rap authority rivalry specific to colour , creed ,sex and colour ) .

# 3

Humpty Dumpty ( single person ) sat on a wall  . Humty Dumpty had a great fall  .

All in all it was another kick in the balls .

….. we dont need no education …etc etc …no dark sarcasm in the class room …etc etc .

# 4 .

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water , Jack fell down and broke  his crown and Jill came tumbing after .

Real word meanings :

Jack : Justin Timberlake .

Jill : Britney Spears

Hill:  Beverly hill

Water : Pre marital -post marital -pre marital- physically spent quality time.

Crown : Relationship  to Spears and eventual crowning of  ‘The legitimate hier to Britney’s wealth ‘. .

tumbling after : Till date after represents the after math of Britney likewise:

:her comeback After her baby birth

:her after the breakup news

: her Last album after all her hit albums

: and the all the media after her and she after the media.

# 4 ( reinterpretaion of the previous poem )

Jack : Lehman Brothers

Jill : Merill Lynch

Hill : Primary position  in the Finance World also known  to common man as the  BIG round globe somehwere in the  US desert where all the big and bold  “finance” people deposit cash on an hourly basis and withdraw every month to politley ( and saucily ) lend to  some other similar “finance” company.

Water : Obviously ,  honest people’s money   ( including themselves )  .

Crown : The status of ” I am BIG -lehman-Brother ” and ” Crown of the jewel ” in the finance world.

tumbling after : When both fell and blamed it on the sensex . And the “tumblng after” drama has been thoroughly enjoyed by the people abstained from “Finance” world as the new age “corporate” cartoon network .

Overheard on the cartoon network : ” What’s up Doc ?  ……Not the NYSE ..DEFINETLY NOT! “